Best line in a song, ever?

Here's two that get my vote: "Little old lady got mutilated late last night." From Werewolves of London. Artist escapes me. Gets a vote for tongue twister-ness. Number two: "Reach down...between my legs.....ease the seat back..." Artist is Van Halen, dammit, WHAT's the song?? Aw, you know what it is. Gets vote because, come on, when you first heard that, what were you imagining? And then - Oh, yeah, the SEAT...! You could just picture yourself in that situation!